Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Wait, WHAT?!?

Found on MSNBC:

A 28 Year old Sacramento mother of three died of water intoxication in a contest, trying to win a Nintendo Wii for her children. She apparently drank about two gallons of water and it killed her.

Isn't this the same liquid they tell us to drink eight glasses a day of? Now it will kill you? Why is this the first I'm hearing about this?!?

How come those fat bastards can eat 81 hotdogs in a seven minute span and all they get is a spot on ESPN2, but this woman, trying to bring joy to her children, gets croaked by a couple of gallons of water?

I am officially converting to a life spent consuming 4 ounces of protein paste daily in my hermetically sealed plastic bubble.