Tuesday, July 17, 2018


Millions across the nation were surprised to see that the Reality TV host they elected to lead their country somehow proved incapable of performing even the most basic of diplomatic tasks. Donald J. Trump, the elected leader of the most powerful nation in the free world, basically laid down center stage and exposed his soft, flabby underbelly to Russian President Vladimir Putin at an historic summit in Helsinki, Finland on July 16. When asked by a reporter about possible Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election, which members of the U.S. Intelligence community have concluded absolutely happened, and subsequently asked if he would denounce the interference and state that he wanted Putin never to do it again, Trump, the man responsible for the leadership of one of the most powerful nations on the planet, wiped a huge gob of Putin's seed off of his chin and immediately tried to deflect the question by attacking his favorite primary target for all occasions, the Democratic National Convention.

"So let me just say that we have two thoughts. You have groups that are wondering why the FBI never took the server. Why haven't they taken the server? Why was the FBI told to leave the office of the Democratic National Committee? I've been wondering that. I've been asking that for months and months and I've been tweeting it out and calling it out on social media. Where is the server? I want to know where is the server and what is the server saying?" Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States, possibly clinically retarded

After he realized his rambling, incoherent attempts at sentences were leading to nowhere, he finally attempted to answer the question.

"With that being said, all I can do is ask the question. My people came to me, Dan Coats came to me and some others they said they think it's Russia. I have President Putin. He just said it's not Russia. I will say this: I don't see any reason why it would be." - Donald Trump, accused sexual predator, being horrifically sodomized by a fellow world leader in front of horrified citizenry, entire world

Except, Donny, you do have a reason to suspect it would be them; the top intelligence agencies of the country you run have told you, without a doubt, that it was them. Hmm, let's see, who should I believe, the people who are in charge of fighting and carrying out espionage in our country who have it's safety and security in mind, or the power mad dictator who was in charge of espionage for the country who was our adversary for the better part of five decades?

You look weak, Donald. You look like Putin's little lap dog. You look like a puppet, just like you accused Clinton of being in your campaign. You rolled over like a little bitch, exposing your flabby bitch-tits to the big bad alpha wolf.

In an equally perplexing move, when called out by just about every politician in Washington D.C., member of the free press, and intelligent human, on his disgraceful, weak-ass performance as our leader, he tried to walk it back and claim he misspoke.

"In a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word 'would' instead of 'wouldn't.' ... The sentence should've been: 'I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia.' " - Donald Trump, man who shouldn't be trusted with keys to a janitorial closet, let alone the most powerful arsenal of nuclear weapons in all of creation

O.K., Commander Bitch-Tits, let me get this straight: You intended to say to everyone, right in front of Putin, that even though he says they did not interfere, that you saw no reason to think it wasn't them? You were going to straight up call him a liar to his face in front of the gathered international press? I find that highly suspect, when all signs indicated that you'd just finished stroking him to completion with your tiny, doll-like hands.

You don't just look weak, D.J., you look stupid. You look like a panicky idiot who doesn't know what he's saying from moment to moment, who doesn't know which of Putin's testicles to lick first, who has to backtrack and waffle on even the most basic shit. You are a moronic tool. You have made us as a nation look stupid and weak, as well. You are terrified of Putin, and have shown him that with your pathetic, weak display of ass-licking sycophancy.

If anyone, ANYONE out there still defends this dick head, they should hide their fucking faces in shame. This idiotic sexual terrorist has officially gone off the reservation, and if you still insist on claiming he can do no wrong, you should be embarrassed (and probably sterilized to prevent breeding).

T-Rump, you did your country a great service by keeping Hillary Clinton from stealing power in this country. Now shut your fucking mouth and step down, before you get someone nuked.