Smart Centipede: Good For You.

Warning: consult a physician before using Smart Centipede. Results may vary. You should not handle Smart Centipede if you are pregnant, or may become pregnant. In certain cases liver damage may result. Other side effects may include baldness, dizziness, headache, mild incontinence, hives, genital scabbing, fever, double vision, anal warts, dropsy, vertigo and anterograde amnesia. Smart Centipede is not for everyone. Children under the age of 4 should not take Smart Centipede. Tell a doctor if you are on Alpha blockers or other medicine for chest pain, as Smart Centipede may interfere with your ability to keep a straight face. If you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, consult your wife and her know it all girlfriends. Smart Centipede is available by prescription only. Do not operate heavy machinery while using Smart Centipede. Best if taken with food.

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