I will bring order to my new empire...

That's right, I've joined the enemy. With the absurd price tag, ridiculous short sheeting, and murderous, jealous rage that the Playstation 3 has caused, I have decided to journey down the dark path. Is X-Box 360 stronger? No. Easier, more seductive, better on-line access. And I don't have to hire a body guard to get one.

So I've picked up Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter and Fable (yes, I bought an X-Box 360 and purchased an original X-Box game for it; and guess what, fuck-stick, it's still a cool game) and I have to tell you; compared to my 2nd gen PS2, this thing is HEAVY, it's LOUD, and it connected to my internet connection in a way that NEITHER PS2 ever could.

Once I pick up a copy of Gears of War, I look forward to bitch slapping my friend Bill on-line...