The BIG GUY!

Heh heh heh... I'm winning the race to go completely bald! Eat my follically challenged dust, brother of mine!

Watching my sister's wedding video tonight, I realized that even five years ago hurricane no hair had a pretty good eye goin' on, while my brother still had a lush head of hair. As his starts to thin slightly, my ozone hole is as gaping as ever, and it has been since I was about 12. What kind of life is that for me? I never stood a chance.

Well, it's either shave my head or shave my wrists, so it's time to see how Edge Gel feels on my pulse spot...