We don't have to hear from Ke$ha anymore;
Speedy reunion with Randy "Macho-Man" Savage;
Ashley Judd is taken from us in a state of unblemished perfection;
We get to see France surrender one final time before we go;
Kirstie Alley can die claiming she is just as good at something athletic as Hines Ward;
Chicago Cubs were finally going to win the big one this year;
Donald Trump gets to fire entire world;
All doubts about whether or not Seal Team 6 killed Osama bin Laden put to rest;
Michael Moore's proposed expose on himself remains unfinished;
Won't have to listen to schmucks claiming they know when the world is going to end;
See also: Top Ten BAD Things About the World Ending on May 21, 2011 as 6 PM Strikes Each Part of The World
See also: Top Ten BAD Things About the World Ending on May 21, 2011 as 6 PM Strikes Each Part of The World